Team USA Captain James H. Hartsell met with Coach Nick Saban recently to discuss strategy for the upcoming Kiva Cup in October. The 2 compared notes on coaching strategy and discussed issues such as the incredible wealth of Team Europe and how to deal with the biggest variable of the Kiva Cup, the "Huguley Factor." After hearing an explanation from Captain Hartsell, Coach Saban said, "That sounds like running 8 trick plays to start a game. Is that all this Burnett guy has?"
As talk moved on to the upcoming football season, Coach Saban commented that "anything less than 14-0 is simply unacceptable for us at this time, Jim."
Captain Hartsell ended the cordial meeting of the 2 legendary figures by saying, "Coach, I think Team USA is looking at a 14-6 victory come the 3rd Saturday at Kiva Dunes."
2 comments:
Apparently Saban likes him a 14 inch tube tv.
I hate Coach Nick Saban. I mean I hate that man. I also hate Captain J. Hartsell, just not as much as I hate Coach Nick Saban.
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