The Proper Forum has an immediate opening for Editor/Writer/Website Manager/Twitterer. The position requires some knowledge of keyboarding and a valid e-mail address. Despite recent posts, wit and discretion are required, and html knowledge is a plus.
Pay for this position ranges from $0 to you actually losing money. Time commitment ranges from minutes to hours depending on the seasonal activities of The Kiva Cup. The successful applicant will be required to travel, at his/her own expense, to Kiva Dunes for The 2011 Kiva Cup. Travel, lodging, meals, and all other expenses are the responsibility of the individual. There is no reimbursement for any expenses. To be clear, you are not an employee - we're not even a company! - so there is no pay, insurance, or any other benefit(s) for this "job". Well, you get to hear Hawk sing 'The Rose' at The Deuce on karaoke night, and some consider that a "benefit", but nothing for which you'll receive a 1099.
To apply, just leave a comment. Applicants submitting the smartest, tastefully snarky comments will be asked to submit writing examples in round two. Writing examples will become the property of The Kiva Cup and will be posted on The Proper Forum. Anyone submitting "why don't y'all just create a Facebook page" will be immediately disqualified and publicly ridiculed.
Good luck and enjoy!
6 comments:
Nammee
Why nu wit dis log? Nu my buddy. I will nake it ober for nu.
Robert
I not doim nuch mow. Nuss commutin benween Nordo an aubun. Cam u sen me the socerer code?
Cut all ties with these losers Jammy. CUT ALL TIES!!!!! Get you some of that USA.
KC(Great)
PS
I dont want this job.
I am glad to see James and Keith pulling away. We are going to start a Trussville Cup for people inside the city limits of Trussville. The event will be dry but we will have some punch and cookie cake afterwards and some good fellowship. Remember Trussville "Where Fun Goes To Die"
I've got a computer at home.
Hola. Tengo una dirección válida de correo electrónico. Gracias por su consideración.
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