Friday, May 20, 2011

Cup in Crisis

In an effort to reach an agreement on the 2011 Cup dates, Captain Hartsell texted Captain Burnett last night. Burnett, in the midst of a 6 week sabbatical which includes trips to the Magic Kingdom and SANDestin, was cryptic at best in his responses. The Kiva Cup* has obtained a transcript of that text exchange:

Hartsell: The Cup is dead. What are we going to do? We need to agree on a date.
Burnett: I'll call moda in dest
Hartsell: What?
Burnett: san sestin. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hartsell: Well, that clears it up.

A source close to the situation stated the Captains will continue to negotiate in an attempt to avert the impending disaster.

*The only Appropriate Venue for Kiva Cup news and discussion.

5 comments:

Roger Goodell said...

RIP Kiva Cup

Adolf Hitler said...

I zee dat Field Marshal Ervin has learned well. He vil be rewarded in zee afterlife.

Katie Burnett said...

I would not count the Magic Kingdom as a "sabbatical". More like "hell on earth that we paid to go to".

Machine President said...

Ya'll know that San Destin is as NICE as a Tri-Delt at Outrigger.

Captain of the Mike said...

Translation: I'll call you Monday. I'm in Destin. San Destin, which is NICE. I'm at karaoke night at Famous Door in Baytowne Wharf. I just rocked the docks with the theme song to Dukes of Hazard! Oh there's some Daisy Dukes in here, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My turn again. This crowd will love Honky Tonk Badonkadonk!